Hal's Back!

I don't know how I missed this, but thanks to Jesus' General I found out that my favorite radio host Hal Turner is back! Next to watching the Cardinals win the World Series in 2006, this has to be one of my happiest days of the decade.

If you haven't heard of Hal Turner you must be Jewish. Honestly, he's a walking example of right wing patriotism and used to be a regular on the über patriot Sean Hannity's radio show. My favorite Hal Turner moment of all time is when he seceded the south from the Union, again (he's from Jersey so who knows exactly what he means by the south). To think of a world where slavery still exists is such a noble cause for Republicans, oh sorry Turner is no longer a Republican, he's a Libertarian, he conveniently switched in 2006 after the Repubs lost control of Congress. Today he's talking something about Obama needing to be murdered, or in his words, "it may be up to a sole person, acting alone, to make certain this guy is never allowed to hold the most powerful office in the world. Sorry it may have to be that way, but it may."

This is a festivus day for the right wing. Oh come let us adore him. All the right wing needs now is to get Limbaugh on board with McCain and we'll have ourselves a knee slapping time.