3.06.2008

Fantasy World Award!

As a new service to our readers, me and Ryan are announcing a new Fantasy World Award! The Award will be given to the person or blog that best represents the fantasy world the GOP and 25% of Americans who still support George Bush are currently living in.
Many will notice a constant theme lately in my posts, namely GOP/Bush supporters want to convince the reality based community that these last seven years have been tremendous for our country. Iraq and WMD? That's only for those who hate America. Clear objectives for victory with a contingent exit plan when invading sovereign countries? Only if you're a liberal commie wanting to destroy America. Thinking we should find and destroy bin Laden before overthrowing a powerless dictator who had nothing to do with 9/11? Keep sipping that kool-aid punk. What's this, you say you think Executive Powers should be checked with Congressional oversight? Only if you're a terrorist sympathizing bleeding heart liberal. The economy? Never heard of it. GOP doesn't stand for God's Own Party??? That's blasphemy.

The Fantasy World Award will symbolize the reality that exists in a special place where the sun always shines, George Bush is a popular president, Iraq had something to do with 9/11 and Rush Limbaugh is a modern day warrior fighting for the survival of his beloved country. At times, the award may vary to encompass other fantasy events not listed in this post.

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