12.19.2007

Bill's Fantasy League

Super tough guy Bill O’Reilly has declared yet another war in his never ending crusade to rid the world of liberalism. Oh Billy boy, what are we to do? This is from a man who has never fought a real war in his entire life. He’s never served a single day in the military and when he was of prime draft age with a red hot war raging in Vietnam, the ever so quick war declarer never made a single effort to volunteer and answer his country’s call. I would think that someone who is so giddy to call for war, whether it is real war or his phony screaming matches, would jump at the chance to actually go to war. But not Bill. He’d rather sit in his powder chair and question everyone else’s patriotism.

This time Bill is fantasy fighting bad teaching. In his fantasy league, which consists of his viewers and the fruitcakes who believe Bill to be the crusader he claims, he wants to put an end to teachers he claims teach “atheism, anti-American hatred; and other ideological positions,” which are according to Bill, “running wild throughout the USA without consequences.” This fantasy war is to be fought in similar fashion to his other previous fantasy wars, expose and conquer.

What’s the main ammunition for this war? Well, it’s exposing people like Dr. James Corbett for spreading far-left propaganda. Spreading far-right propaganda, like America is favored by God above all nations or that silly thing we all learned in school called Manifest Destiny, is okay with Bill; it’s the far-left stuff that needs to stop. Bill claims this propaganda of the far-left promotes religious intolerance which he claims is against the Constitution. Maybe so, but so is promoting religion in general in any public school.

Intolerance is a two way street Billy. And so is war. Onward and upward.

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